What did Lily have to say before this site was created?
Lily: Do we have the money to go to Brickhouse?
Me and Emily: Why???
Lily: I want to go eat AND listen to live music AT THE SAME TIME!
Me: You cannot go there Lily.
Lily: Why not?
Emily: It is for adults only.
Lily (mumbled something to the effect of): Well that's not fair. Kids want food and live music too...
Me picking Lily up from her after school academy:
Lily: how was your school today, mom?
Me: oh fine. we had a pop test, and i failed it. then we had a lecture.
Lily: who all was nominated?
Lily: you said you had a lecture..who was nominated?
Me: Lecture...not Election...
Me and the lilys' were standing in line tonight.. They were looking at that
magazine with the best and worst beach bodies, giggling at the bad ones like evil little girls do..
Lily's friend lily: is this one a man??!?
My lily: no. That's a woman with a really big hoohaw.
Me: shhh! Don't talk about hoohaws in walmart!
Couple behind us: cracking up.
My lily: but she thought that woman was a man! So I had to tell her what it was!
Lily: what color is my
ceiling gonna be?
Me: it's gonna stay white..
Lily: no!! When I'm in bed
I have to look at that lonely ceiling!
Lily: Mommy, you and Emily share everything! You share drinks, clothes, credit cards, everything!
Lily: Why do ya'll share so much?
Me: Because we have commited to one another that we want to share our lives together because we love each other. Do you not like that we share everything?
Lily: I do like it..Wanna know what my most favorite thing ya'll share is?
Me: yeah, what do you like the most?
Lily: I like how you share me. I get to have two moms. So if you die like your mom did, I know I won't be left without a mommy. I'll still have Emily to be my mom, the
way Nanny is like another mom for you.
Lily: mom, carry this for me.
Me: what do I look like??
Lily: a pack-mule.
Emily: I think she just called you an ass.
Lily: no I called her a mule.
Me: yeah, a female donkey. And a donkey is a jack-ass.
Emily: so you called her an ass!
Lily: a MULE.
Me: she thinks I'm an ass.. :/
Lily: why do people have ribbons around their trees?
Me: it's a way to show their support for whatever cause the ribbon is for.
Lily: like cutting down trees?
Me: yes, Lillian.
Lily: you think we need ice?
Me: I think your face does..
Lily: I think YOUR face does, after I give you a black eye.
She beat me at my own game. :/
Jeffery: and then I took a drink of the juice and it burned my tongue because it was so hot!
Lily: what juice??
Jeffery: the chicken juice..
Lily: from real chickens?!?!
Jeffery: from my chicken soup..
Lily: you drank juice out of a real chicken?! Like from it's insides?!?!
Jeffery: it was just the juice from my chicken soup!
Lily playing toontown..
Lily: he said he is the best golfer in the world. So I called him a show off...
Lily: I just told him that he is a show off, but he is good, and now he asked me if I would be his friend.
Emily: lily?! Are you online dating?!
Lily and Roscoe in living room, me in bathroom..
Lily: ROSCOE! STOP THAT!!!
Me: whats he doing?
Lily: Licking his balls!
Lily: it's gross!!! :<
Me: that's very gross!
Lily: why do dogs have to do that?! :< storms to her room.
Lily: ya know what completely disgusts me?!
Lily: men who run around outside without their shirts on.
Lily: well, cause people don't wanna see that!!
Me: some do.
Lily: Okay. Mom. Hear this. If you're going to be a teacher, you need this
guidance. It has stories you can read to the class. Think about the story, act out the story, and there's a list. And...that's it... (walks out of room)
Random..She didn't even wait for me to respond.
Lily: hey momma, what'd the ruler say to the rock?
Lily: you rock! What'd the rock say to the ruler?
Me: you rule! And you cheated!! You read my magnet!
Lily: aahh man!
Waiting to get gas and there's a swisher sweet sign advertising fruit flavors...
Lily: will you get me a swisher sweet?
Lily: why not?!
Me: it's illegal and you don't need one.
Lily: illegal? Why? What are they?
Lily: then why do they make them in those flavors?
Me: to appeal to kids.
Madelyn: moooom, I shoulda.. Basket..
Wendy: what? Is someone crying?
Madelyn: well.... Basket... Can you just come here??
We get up.. Go into other room..Lily is in the clothes hamper, crying.
Lily: I CAN'T GET OUT!!!
Me and Wendy attempt to pull her out, and fail.
Me: Emily. Can you.. Pull her up there while I pull her legs??
Emily: just turn it on the side.
I lie the hamper on the side and lily wiggled out. Wendy and I fail.
Me: come on, Lillian.
Lily: I'm trying.. Don't get your knickers in a twist!!
Lily: mama, are headaches part of "the hypochondria"??
Lily: uuhh, cause I have an aching headache.
Lily: now this leg has stopped hurting and the other one has started hurting.
Me: I think I know what's wrong. You've inherited the hypochondria from me and granny...
Lily: it really does hurt!
Me: oh I know it does. It's caused by the hypochondria.
Lily: well, my neck hurts too. And I need to rub my eyes..
Me: yep. That's from the hypochondria too...
Lily: I found out about my new rack..
Me: what new rack?? You got a new bra??
Lily: no! I meant to say racket..
Me: ohh... >.>
Lily: Emily, next year when your birthday is on a Friday, we can celebrate your birthday alllllllllll night long.. (dances) cha cha cha cha cha.. CHA!
Lily: I'm guessing in the old days, people used a wishing well bucket to get
their clothes clean.. They got water from the wishing well..
Emily: From a lake or river..
Lily: or a wishing well!!
I, too, wish these clothes would clean
Lily took Roscoe out to pee and came back in and said, "he was a good dog! He led me to trash so I could pick it up and make this town clean! That way people won't say,'this town is dirty, let's move someplace else.', so he helped me clean nature!"
Me and lily were discussing her and her ways of just giving her love away, and she exclaimed, " you think a girl doesn't know that two plus two is four?!?!" I was like, "what's that got to do with it?!?!"
Me: why am I babysitting him if he has a momma?!
Lily: well, because his mom is a zhu zhu pet also, AND she doesn't have arms..
Me: we are gonna have to get the kitten some flea drops.
Lily: and where are we supposed to get those!? The flea market??!!
Me and lily doing a puzzle.
Lily: where in the alimony does this go?!
Me: alimony?? Oh lily! You're mind is in the right place already...
Lily: this is better than sex!!!
Steph: what?!?! (swerves vehicle)
me: where did you hear that?! Don't talk about sex!
Lily: no!! This!! (holds up a dime)
apparently she said "cents" :P