Zebra Panties!! 01/31/2012
Me: lily!! Look!! I have zebra panties too!! (holds up my new pair)
Lily: well, zebra panties are officially NOT COOL anymore.
Me: why not?? :(
Lily: well... They were... Until a few seconds ago. If you take them back, they
will be again.
Emily: why is that, lily?
Lily: it's lame to be matching with your mom......
Lily comes into the living room from her bedroom with a nosebleed.
Lily: Ugh! This nose is taking advantage of my life!
Lily in a Bar Room Brawl 01/03/2012
Lily: Emily, did I show you this spot on
Emily: What spot?
Lily: This one...
Lily: Well, I got hit with a chair....
Me: You know, in a bar-room brawl.
Me: You know how she is about drinking on the weekends.
Lily: (completely serious) no.. Lili's brother... bla bla. (it doesn't really matter)
Emily: Well, Lily, you should stop drinking so much.
Lily: no.. ugh.
Me: Lily, did you put on deodorant?
Lily: yes.. (with that I'm lying look)
Me: Lily, did you put on deodorant??
Me: Lily, I'm gonna sniff your armpits when you get home from school. If they don't smell sweet like deodorant, you're writing 300 sentences.
Lily: Well, let me make sure..
A Geek 12/18/2011
Lily: I'm kind of a geek...
Me: That's okay.
Lily: Yeah, geeks get the best paying jobs, and I want the best paying job!
Me too, Lily...Me too.
Shopping Online 12/18/2011
Lily is on the laptop sitting on the couch. I'm making out cards..
Lily: mom..... I think I just bought property....
Me: what?! What kind?!
Lily: some kind of art institute....
Lily: on sims..
That was close. O_o
Me doing Lily's hair..
Lily: Mom! It doesn't matter what my hair looks like! What matters is my personality.
Me: That's the problem....so I have to hide it with fancy hair...
Spilled my water!! 11/30/2011
Emily making Lily try to open her own water bottle.
Emily: You're turning it the wrong way! That's why you can't open it!
Lily finally opens it and it spills a little on her. We chuckle and congradulate her for opening it on her own.
Lily: WAAAHHHHHHHHHH!! (crying)
Me: What are you crying for?!
Lily: BECAUSE!! WAHHHHHHH!!
Me: Because why?! You got your water opened!!
Lily! BECAUSE MY WATER SPILLED!!! AND YOU BOTH LAUGHED AT ME!!!
Me: We weren't laughing at YOU, we were laughing at it spilling once you finally opened the bottle. It's funny, I would have expected you to laugh if I had done the same thing.
Lily: WELL IT'S NOT FUNNY WHEN SOMEONE SPILLS THEIR WATER!!!
(storms off into her room)
...it was funny....she is just a drama queen.
Pretty night. 11/30/2011
Setting: Cold, Stormy night.
Lily: We should go out to eat somewhere. It's a pretty night out!
Emily: No it's not! It's a crappy rainy night!
Wendy's phone gets a message, and the message tone was someone talking...
Lily: What is that?! Spanish?!
Wendy: No.... it's Yoda...